Elven Sword Size_7 Because everybody’s really tired of

Because everybody’s really tired of going out searching for sheep…and all that waiting for them to come home

elephants are a lot more work than even your toddler

Never concern your tiny head with worries of even a single hair going out of place while you shout out orders to all of your subjects

The Power of Awesome

Elven Sword Size_7 Because everybody’s really tired ofThe Elegance of ElvesHave you seen a dwarven weapon? They're crude, heavy, and look a little like something out of a horror movie. Elven weapons on the other hand? They're simple, elegant, and highly effective when you have to head into battle against a horde of orcs. The elves know that their work with weapons is top notch and we suspect that it's one of the reasons why so many elves have such a self righteous attitude! Well, the good news is that