Flavor Judge [Unsanctioned] Starter 2000 Set: Alpha Edition Type: Creature

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Creature — Troll Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R} Sedge Troll gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp

and what to do when either goes wrong

Set: Planar Chaos Type: Creature — Lhurgoyf Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}{R} Detritivore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of nonbasic land cards in your opponents' graveyards

No doubt the baron knows of one

Flavor Judge [Unsanctioned] Starter 2000 Set: Alpha Edition Type: CreatureSet: Unsanctioned Type: Creature Bird Advisor Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{W} {T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability. " and now they're trying to make a brick wall on my property fight a dinosaur to the death."